I saved Part 3 for last because it is filled with the best stuff. This stuff is also kind of slightly controversial, but I’m not sure how you can argue against the examples I give. Also, remember Part 2? Remember the part where I said that writing is work? Yeah, tonight is definitely one of those nights. Only got a little sleep on Sunday (watching the Vikings do what they do best: suck p3n1s for coke), only slightly more on Monday night, and very little last night. Apparently 3 cups of coffee at 6:00pm is a bit excessive. Whoops!

Anyways, enough b*tching!

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Continuting with last night’s awesomeness, here’s Part 2 of things I learned in 2009. Actually, these are things I’ve known, but now I ‘know’. Get it?

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Soooo…..I’m a couple weeks late. So what?! Well, here is a few key things that I learned in 2009. I guess some things were learned, some things were reinforced, and some things I knew but I just didn’t know I knew it. This was originally supposed to be one post long, but after I copied it into WordPress and saw that the word count was over 2,000 words, I decided that I should probably split it up into a couple different posts…3 to be exact. So, lucky for all of you, you will have 3 consecutive days of reading my masterpieces. Right? RIGHT?!?!

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Ok, I am really effin’ torn right at the moment. I’m sitting at work and trying to decide if writing this is a good idea or not. The real answer is probably “or not”, but for the first time in a long time, my music library has started talking to me again. For you, that means I’ve got a lot of badassery (opposite of douchebaggery) flowing through me right now. Which leads me to today’s post. Am I getting soft?

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A LOT of people really don’t understand my infatuation with hardcore gyms. When I pitch them the idea of a small, hot, sweaty, loud music, ammonia smelling gym, they krinkle up their noses and turn their head sideways like a confused dog. “Bu..but…why,” they ask. “My locker room has a flat screen, I never have to wait for a machine, and there’s more tail running around than I can shake my weiner at.” Well, those are 3 very good reasons why I HATE commercial gyms. Not that I don’t like looking at attractive women sweating and working their ass off (or trying to grow one), but as we all know, I go to the gym for results, not to find a date.

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This is a brief overview of why I created this site. It is the first of a a multi-part topic. If I wrote everything all in one, you would all get bored after the first page. So, I’ll try break them up and keep them relatively entertaining with foul language, political incorectness, and witty smart-assness.
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