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“I Lost 40lb. in 2 Months”

A lot of people aren’t going to read this today. Just so you have a frame of reference, it’s the day before Memorial Day and yesterday was the day I officially celebrated my certification. When I woke up this morning, needless to say, my brain was not fully functional. There were many many beers drank and way too much sun for this albino. Oh yeah, I was telling you about something. So, I woke up and had a random email from one of my supersweet readers. She just wanted to let me know that my nonsensical ramblings have helped her lose 40lb in 2 months!

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Dave’s Guide to Farmer’s Markets

I just got back from the Farmer’s Market and had so many random thoughts whilst I was there, I needed to hurry up and get back to my apt. so I could get them down before I forgot…..and the caffeine induced hilarity wears off.

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Rosemary and Mustard Porkchops

I’m writing this on a whim. This “recipe” (since I don’t follow them) started out as something I would just normally make with random ingredients I have lying around, but it turned out to be something much more spectacular.

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The Best Weightloss Breakfast?

Earlier this week I saw some commotion on Twitter about putting protein powder in coffee. Uh-wuh?!?! o_0

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How To Get More Beans in Your Diet

Let me see, let me see. Where did I put that other post at??….

Ah! Here it is: Fresh Bean Salsa

See, I told you we need more beans in our diet. Listen, we all know that beans are high in fiber, which we could all use more of, but they’ve also been shown to increase arguments between boyfriends and girlfriends about the aroma in the surrounding area. Wait, that has nothing to do with this. I’m an idiot…

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Eat More to…..Lose More?

Back by unpopular demand….IT’S ME!! Actually, there was no demand. In fact, I haven’t even got one email, Facebook wall message, or Twitter response asking when I’m gonna start writing again. So if no one cares, why bother? 2 reasons: 1) My website views have dropped from over 200 per day to about 150 per day, and 2) I’ve had this list of food up on my fridge for the past two weeks now. Suck it!

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You Decide: Is Bread a Good Carb Choice?

As I said in Part 1 of what I learned in 2009, I had a post planned for carbs. Then I started rambling, and like most of them, it got out of hand. Quickly. I wrote this part about bread first, and by the time I got done, I realized it was a full length post itself. Gosh, I am sooooo good at things!

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Asian Chicken Stir-Fry

I really f*ckin’ don’t feel like typing this right now. In fact, I’m willing to bet that no one from the state of WI is even gonna care that I’m writing anything much less a recipe. The Packers have once again, ripped out my heart, stomped on it, and then collectively took a piss on it. I mean, REALLY?! You lose the f*ckin game on a defensive touchdown?!?! UUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

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Muscle Building….Chili??

Keeping in the spirit of my previous recipe posts, I’ll keep this rather short and to the point….something you never want to hear in the bedroom.

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