Help me out, can Chalene Johnson Dance?

I’m sitting here watching an extremely exciting football game between the Falcons and Saints, and I came across this video from Chalene Johnson while reading my Twitter timeline.

I don’t really know who she is, but this video confuses me.

I can’t dance like this (nor would I want to), but is this even really dancing? If it is dancing, is it good dancing? I mean, she looks like she might be hot, and it looks like it probably takes some decent coordination and athleticism, but I just don’t know.

Can you help me make up my mind about this? Thanks.

** Edit – Yes, she appears to be hot. This still doesn’t answer my question about the dancing.

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  1. Trina says:

    Chalene is a fitness icon, Beachbody trainer, a powerhouse in the industry & one cool chic ;) Yes, she’s hot – but does that matter to be an athlete ;)

    P.s. I saw your dream of opening a gym in MN. Sweet. We should connect.

  2. Dave says:

    She must be in a different industry than me then because I’ve never heard of her. lol

  3. Niel says:

    Nor have I! I’d say no, that isn’t dancing.

    On a side note, I was so sure Atlanta would win.

  4. Dave says:

    Somehow both teams looked exceptionally good on both sides of the ball at all times. I don’t follow the NFC Souf very closely (obviously I knew the records and stipulations coming in though) so I was really up in the air about it the whole game. The 2 picks on Brees in the 4th quarter though, thought that was the game. This is why I love NFL playoff season.

  5. Darryl says:

    It’s a mixture of really old school and “new school” hip hop pieces.

    I recognize some of the moves from popping and locking origins (separate dances).

    I also see krumping.

    All of it is bad though. lol.

  6. Annie says:

    This is an embarrassment to all white woman that can actually dance.

  7. Dave says:

    Well, this is a slaughter-fest. hahaha!

    I’m beginning to think I’m more impressed with her movement and coordination than the actual moves she’s pulling off. That huck-a-billy shit she pulls at 0:26 is downright comical!

  8. What the hell was that?! I thought “Maybe she’s having a seizure” and then got a little hopeful that maybe her boob would fall out but no…nothing. I am greatly disappointed.

  9. For us she is not dancing, she moves her body as a fitness person that she is. Dance implies an inch of poetry and I am sorry but she does not have it,. .We must know our limitations,. .!!!!

  10. Dave says:

    @rosarito
    Sounds like you’re more informed than me. I’ll go with your answer.

    @singlemama
    Sounds like we were hoping for similar things. Do you like to party?

  11. Dave says:

    Almost a month later and I still can’t stop watching this video.

    And yes, I did just comment on my own post. SHUTIT!!

  12. Piers McCarney says:

    Just saw this. The sad part is, that it now can’t be UNseen.

    I don’t even think she’s hot, really. Maybe not my type.
    The awful nature of the dance is undeniable though. Still holding out for epic Hanagarne breaking instead.

  13. genepires says:

    how can one define dancing?

    While it appears to be a ragged collection of moves, it fits with the horrible (my opinion) music so I would have to say it is dancing to bad music.

  14. Melissa says:

    I know this was posted nearly 2 years ago…but as a dancer, I’m really embarrassed for this woman. She’s not a dancer. At all.

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