I Need Your Input!

Hi there, boys ‘n girls. I don’t do this often, but I am literally BEGGING you to help me out! Of course, I couldn’t possibly do this with a clear conscious without giving you the opportunity for some free stuff.

I’m willing to bet that most big-time marketing people would tell me to NOT do this. Guess what? They’d probably tell me I shouldn’t swear or talk about human reproductive organs as much too. So, f*ck ‘em. Here’s the deal…

As I eluded to in my last post, I am mos def (not the rapper) going to be writing a nutritional/dieting/how-to eat e-book. I’ve pretty much got everything lined up and ready to go. All I need to do is get writing and find the right type of person to hire to make it look all pretty and marketable. I’m actually going to be taking this relatively seriously. I mean, if a book like “Skinny Bitch” can go viral, I don’t know why this couldn’t either. ESPECIALLY since it’s highly controversial. For real. Don’t worry, when I say “seriously”, I mean how it’s going to be packaged and formatted and securely distributable and blah blah blah blah. It will still be written with my superb wordsmithing, filled with censored swear words, geek-speaking, and other things that most fit pros are scurred to do (like write the word “scurred”).

So this is where you come in….

I r cheap. I r do not want to spend the money on a Survey Monkey subscription (much like Aweber for email management). I also don’t want to create the surveys with set answers. I just want to email all of my subscribers one or two general questions from time to time and get your feedback. Obviously, only the people that are really interested will answer. And obviously, those are the people I care about. Obviously.

To be completely honest, my email list is small. From what I’ve heard, the size of your email list has nothing to do with the size of my baby-making apperatus, so that’s good. Wait, what? Oh, right.

I need you guys to help grow my list. This product is going to be written to help people trying to gain weight, lose weight, or just plain try to achieve a healthy relationship with food. (I’ve got news for you, most fitness fanatics have very UNhealthy relationships with food.) So even if the person doesn’t work out, doesn’t even like to workout, or just thinks they know everything about dieting because they read MSN Health, they can help me out. That last type of person will be the best because you KNOW that when someone presents an idea that goes against their train of thought, they will mos def reply!

And this is how you get the free stuffs….

I honestly don’t know what you people want. I’ve tried t-shirts, free phone consults, free training templates, free dietary consults, etc. etc. And not once have more than 2 (TWO!!!) of you thought those offers were good enough. So what the f*ck do you guys want for free?!?!! Hell, if you’re in the area, or in an area I travel to/from/past, I’ll even make it a free training session. How ’bout dis, I let *YOU* tell ME what *YOU* want. Huh, huh, huh???

Once that’s determined, I will give you said “free item” for every three (3) successful additions to my list. I’m serious as a muhf*ckin heart attack, people!!!

This is an easy way to show your support and takes very very little work on your part. And in return, you get something of high value….as long as you’re willing to act on it.

Send them to this post or give them the direct link: http://www.athletecreator.com/2010/05/26/how-to-sign-up-for-email-notifications/

The ball is in your court…