Archive for June 2009

Ass Like Whoa!

I’m not gonna lie. I am, for some reason, very excited about writing this. Pretty sure there are several reasons:

1) I’m sick of writing about nutrition…for now.
2) Ranting is always fun, but I’m ready to give you guys something “useful”.
3) It’s one of my favorite parts of the female anatomy.
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My Epic 2 Hr. Cardio Battle

Wow, so, where do I begin? I know, how about how I hate anything and everything related to cardiovascular workouts. I’m not a fan of sprint workouts, not real keen on circuit training, and I might rather stick a pencil through my eyeball than do steady-state cardio.
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Kids these Days!

I sat in my cubical today and received a Tweet from @MensHealthMag, oops, I mean, Men’s Health Magazine (for those of you that don’t speak Twit). It said, “Kid goes into McDonald’s and orders..yogurt? Is the fast food industry finally taking childhood obesity seriously?” That got me thinking. I remember going to McDonald’s as a treat. It can be debated whether or not you should reward good behavior with a “treat” of junk food, but that’s not the point. I realized just how much kids go to these fast food joints and intake thousands and thousands of calories. Which then led me to wonder where the parents are. Which then led me to tonight’s topic: Why are we raising a generation of pussies??
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This Week’s Menu

I was going to write the second part of “Dieting for Dummies” and then realized that my current goals are the same as most of yours. How do I know this? Because both of you that read this site have emailed me seperately for advice. So, I’m going to give you a rundown of everything I’m eating this week. I was originally going to include why I’m eating what I am as well but then realized that it would get too long. The next entry (possibly later tonight) will do just that so make sure you take notes and memorize everything I say….always….because I’m that cool. Right? Right. Thought so.
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The Jeremy Witt Experience: Results Show

BONUS: No half nakedness at the end of this article!

Well, it’s been 2 weeks since I’ve stopped my bulking cycle. I should probably go ahead and write about it, don’t ya think?
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